Official Awards
Club Memberships
Health Club
Silly Jack Ass is a new health company, focusing in the political sphere; but serves all industries including Government, Commercial, Office, Retail, Hospitality,Restaurants.
We provide products and services; that alleviate stress and foster a healthy approach to fitness and well being; a 501C company; funded by an NGO; like those companies out in Minnesota.
We started this new "health Agency"; because we wanted to ensure our politicians had a healthy & stress free environment; so they could make prudent decisions for the American citizen; Hence; the incorporation of Silly JackAss.
Relax with us and take a load off your shoulder; attend one of our therapeutic events, join one of our contests, or try out some of our products, on loan for 24 hours.
Stay Healthy in mind and spirit; we are more than health company; we are a religion.
We hire strictly; based on DEI principles; and refute any challenges by the 14th amendment. We choose to hire on our principles, not the governments!
Our Services
Box Subscription
Over 50 Products, each with official .com website; with specs & illustration.
Discover exclusive health products through our convenient box subscription service. Useful product that is guaranteed to lower your stress levels. We have a PHD on staff, who can provide beneficial authenticated health studies.
Can be sent anonmously for a 'secret admirer' approach, or those too shy.
Contests
Contestant Inquires, Invitations
Postcards, 3 Very Popular Contests !
Participate in exciting contests for a chance to win an incredible award. We have numerous contestants that cant get enough of our contests; they keep coming to our events. Very popular invitation. Our interim president James Boasberg is the referee, at all events.
Clubs
Club Memberships
Invitations, Membership Dues
We Manage Several Popular Clubs.
Join our prestigious clubs located throughout America in local hotel guest suites, like the Sheraton, and Hotel 6; and Jimmy supervises all of our events; personally! 👍
Awards
Certified 100% -Authentic Wax Sealed
Suitable for framing - Make Someone Feel Recognized & Send Your Award Today! These Awards are Notarized!
Awards are based on the "honour system"
You could expect us to say that we aim to please: but we are not going to say it.
Each Award is Notarized & sealed with Wax
Gauranteed to be 100% Authentic
The Very Best Office Gifts in America
SillyJackAss has over 100 different Box Services, Clubs & Contests.
All sent Non Discreetly, Anonymously by USPO, and FedEx Ground.
We Specialize in Political Products for Political Fundraising for American Politics. NGOs - Foundations Charities
Direct Shipment to your Recipient; Restaurant, Office, Caterer, Retail.
Commercial, Residential, Government.
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Get The App !
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Order !
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Done !
AT first; I was skeptical about ordering a product that came in colorful
non discreet packaging; but my order from the Butt Plug Store;
didn't let me down a bit; Im not alone anymore;
even the mailman; says hello & smiles at me now!
Lassy Chester
Being a congressional aid in Minneapolis, I was hesitant to attend one of the events I saw being promoted, and I defiantly forced myself to attend; I am so glad I did; I'm finding that I am not the only one at the office in attendance! I love the club events and box subscription membership services.
Thank You Mr Boasberg!
Jake Willowby
All Gifts are sent in a non discreet box with colorful quality packaging.
